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GOOD RELATIONSHIPS
JADE HARLEY overbite One of the first people I befriended after entering the game. Reminds me very, very strongly of my cousin Agatha, which is perhaps why I've kept up our relationship so doggedly. An excellent scientist. Very outspoken and unafraid of combat.	JANE crueldragonsthesis A singularly interesting woman. Gifted in mechanics, from a world where magic and science mix organically. I think there's quite a lot I don't understand about her, but I enjoy her company. Karkat describes our relationship as 'fuckbuddies'.
KAIRI redhairedislandgirl Nosy and exceptionally simple in her worldview. Somehow still gives amazingly applicable advice. A very recent acquaintance. In the course of one conversation we went from terse argument to me spilling my life story to her, more or less. What is this strange habit I have of doing my best self-analysis via conversations with teenagers?	KARKAT (HUMAN) itsbraveanditburns My surrogate brother and practically-minion. Our relationship has suffered from rough patches since the beginning and undergone many transformations, but I'm confident we'll always pull through stronger in the end because we always have. I trust and care for him perhaps more than anyone else in the game.
NEUTRAL RELATIONSHIPS
GAMZEE capricornered The Highblood's... something. Trolls don't seem to have children as humans do, but they're definitely related in some fashion. He's slightly less terrifying than the Highblood but seems to have the same amount of power as him, merely less refined. We don't interact much – at all, really – but now that I've joined the Indigos this may change.	GLaDOS tetrodotox1n One of the first people I met upon entering the game. A cruel and homicidal mechanical construct with above-human intelligence and preoccupation with neurotoxin. I once poured rice on her in an alcohol-inspired attempt to save her life; our relationship has been distant at best since.
THE HIGHBLOOD deathvoices Difficult to describe. He resonates with me in that his personality and powers are very much like that of an exceptionally strong Spark. I'm not strong enough to fight him and so instead I want to serve him, like any good creature used to living in a hierarchy based on power and charisma. I'm currently pledged as a part of his band of Indigos, which I'm well aware was one of the stupidest decisions I've ever made.	JAKE ENGLISH friendlypuellus Jake and I don't talk much anymore, regrettably. He's a well-intentioned young man with strong convictions about what is right and what is wrong, and I admire his outspoken nature on those topics.
KARKAT (TROLL) hate_actually My current server player. Less approachable than the human Karkat, which may be a product of his being more involved in the horrendous debacle that is troll politics and society. Not actually all that bad, simply prickly. I've given up on attempting to be friends with him, but I do respect him.	MARY KATHERINE blackberries Seems to be everywhere at once, mainly because her contributions to conversations are always so memorable. She seems profoundly troubled and speaks in snippets of poetry and riddles and, if I'm understanding her correctly, is determined to hate everyone and everything. Also: under the impression that she's a cat.
SAIONJI eien_no_tame Self-centered, puffed up and argumentative. Is fairly harmless, but is nonetheless not pleasant for more than very short doses or once certain topics are introduced. Courting Karkat (the human one). I don't entirely approve but he ought to be able to make his own romantic mistakes and learn from them in his own time.	THE SIGNLESS spokethetruth Related to the troll Karkat, and the counterpart to human Karkat's father. A good person from what I've seen of him, helpful and exceedingly patient, but as of late has been not himself to varying degrees of uncomfortableness thanks to Horrorterror intervention. He's at the center of the troll politics argument from what I can piece together, on the side of the revolutionaries.
BAD RELATIONSHIPS
ARYA STARK stickemwiththestrifeyend	BILLY HORRIBLE thestatusisnotquo
CASSANDRA MORTMAIN castlecaptured	JAY ZIMIN swishywizard
MADAME EYES feilanlonely	THE PSIIONIIC dorkytracksuit
SHELLY deKILLER disarmingsmile	SIRIUS BLACK purmoncul
SOLLUX CAPTOR seeingtwofold